love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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