So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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