Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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