ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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