I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
