i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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