...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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