I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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