Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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