I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?