i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.