"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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