...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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