Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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