I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I will be naked everywhere
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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