youre lurking in front of me
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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