You're so nebulous sometimes
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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