Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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