So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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