gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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