As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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