I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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