Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
COCAINE IS GR8
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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