The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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