i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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