You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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