You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
