Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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