This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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