Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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