he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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