I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
send nudes
from the living room?
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