Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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