If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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