we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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