That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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