I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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