Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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