help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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