Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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