we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
40s are totally the cure
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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