omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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