thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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