Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My pussy is not your playground.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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