He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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