ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All I want is dick and wine.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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