operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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