well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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