do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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