I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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