i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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