She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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