Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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