there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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