Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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