Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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