I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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